my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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