Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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