: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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