with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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