he puts the penis in happiness.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
