I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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