Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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