New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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