Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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