In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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