I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My vagina is very pro this idea
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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