I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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