i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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