maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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