There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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