I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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