Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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