Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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