I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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