so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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