Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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