he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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