you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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