I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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