I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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