He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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