Whod you bang
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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