Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
soo... how was my night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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