Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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