I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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