Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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