Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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