k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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