As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Girls should come with a carfax report
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
