She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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