Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
