I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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