They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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