He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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