All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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