I need help removing her.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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