yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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