Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I think my moral compass just broke
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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