omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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