I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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