we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He has the fingertips of a God
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