Nicole vs. Life
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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