butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This girl is more easily done than said...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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