I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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