at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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