im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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