Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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