So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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