none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I want her autograph on my taint
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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