I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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