what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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