Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Couch. On fire.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
