we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We are all done wearing pants today
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
