he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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