She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
