brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That's intense
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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