worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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